The other issue I was facing while deciding was that my budget was limited. And in that budget hardly any ‘Good’ touch phone were available.

I contemplated many a phones, Samsung’s lates range of Android based touch phones, but then I don’t like and never trusted Samsung phones. I may be wrong, but that is what I always felt about Samsung phones. Other than this, I had also looked at HTC’s Windows based phones and Nokia’s Lumia. But rejected them soon as Windows’ Mango is quite new and I didn’t want to take  risk. And I love downloading apps and using them on my phone. And Windows Mango being a new entry, I wouldn’t have found many good apps for my phone.

Then last option I had was Apple – last because of it’s price quotient and not quality. So, I started contemplating iPhone 3GS, but that was too old. All my friends were against me buying that model (Hey thanks fellas for this!). One of my friend even expressed concern in this manner:

“Oh please! Don’t buy iPhone 3GS. I won’t be able to show it to MY friends if you’ll buy such an old model!”

Quite concerned. Eh!

Then I finally decided to get iPhone 4 and decided to stretch my budget a bit. I range a few numbers who were residing outside India, coz I didn’t want to spend filthy money buying an iPhone at Indian prices. So, what I found was Singapore was giving me the best deal. But the day my friend actually went to buy for me, he found out that iPhone 4 model is officially not available and I could get a grey-market-no-warranty piece for lesser than what it was.

And that moment was when I couldn’t stop myself. I stretched my voice and said -

iPhone 4S, it is! Yes!!

…and that ‘stretched’ my budget, too!

Finally I bought an iPhone 4S and now I am using it too. And I am totally LOVING IT!!

So, now I have a great gadget in my hand and I have already started browsing web about what all this machine can do and how to take care of this machine, I will be writing about it. I have already experience a few glitches (call it getting-adjusted-to-your-new-phone situations).

My posts will be more toward how to best use your phone, about apps and iStore, about problems you may face and their solutions, etc. So, stay tuned and visit this regularly.

“Sabko maloom hai main shraabi nahi

lekin koi pilaa de to main kya karu”

Ever noticed that all drunkards have similar dialogues once they get drunk? Saala sabhi ke paas ek jaise hi dialogue hote hai. And a drunk man ‘never lies’! Hehehe. 

• Chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!
• Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai… abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…
• Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??
• You know i am not drunk…
• Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai
• Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…
• Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…
• Chhote, Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…lovely waala !!!
• Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
• Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…
• Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
• Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…
• Tu bura mat maann bhai…
• Gaadi mein Chalaunga…
• Baap ko mat Sikhao…
• Tu to Mera bhai hai…bhai !!!
• Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..
• Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…
• Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu…(this one is my favorite)
• Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
• Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…
• Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar…

and finally…

• Salla…aajse daru band!!

Got any more lines to share? Share them in the comments section…

“When Rajni was a student……teachers used to bunk the classes”

…and something like -

“Once Rajnikanth gave a kiss to his girlfriend….and now his son is better known as………Emraan Hashmi”

But what if these jokes were proven just ‘jokes’ and Rajni had real power to do something extraordinary…extraordinary like a website running just on ‘Rajni-power’! Sound great??

In case you are visiting the website and not planning to come back to leave a comment, here are some image of Rajnikanth…

Here is the website that runs on Rajni Power - Click here to go to the website

Yenna Raskallaa!!

PS: The jokes mentioned above are not intended to insult or make fun of the great actor. My belief is that they actually celebrate the actor’s success in what he does and what he is best in! Hats off to you!!

…Mohabbat ghum se hoti gayi

bahi hai aaj ankhe
toote hai aj kuch jaam
bass naam na aye unka hothon pe
kahi kar na de hum unhe badnaam

- Rishie

1) Now imagine this – it is that lazy Monday morning and you are getting ready for your office. You are all ready but just about to reach out to your socks only to find that you have one feet and the other is missing. And when you search your drawer you find that it was the last washed pair! Fear not – Throx is a company that sell socks not in a pair but in a three-piece pack! Now in case you loose one of them, the third one is there to your rescue.

2) Got lice? Have tried everything but no results? A guy named Day Clayton claims that he has invented a hair blower that is much more effective in removing the lice from heads as compared to medicines and shampoos. Strange enough!? If not read this -

A study of more than 150 students has already proved that it removed 80% of their lice

3) Next product is something which you will like for sure. Have ever been to McD and had a Coke Float? Want to have a better at home? Try this product. This plastic product screws up on the top of pet soft drink bottle. Put some ice-cream in it, insert the straw and squeez the bottle. The fizz will be filled out in the cup and you can enjoy the soda-ice-cream.

4) Do you fart a lot? Do you bring embrassement to yourself every time you visit a restaurant with your girl? Or every time you have that mool-ka-paraantha you tend to feel as if you have all the rights to fill the air with your smell? If yes, try this. These are Butt Fart Pads. Made by Pond Inc. these pads fit in your under wears and neutralize the fart air when it passes through it. What The Fart!!

5) Would you like to test our own urine sample and that too by putting it in your mouth!?? Yucckk!! But maybe yes, if it is yellowy sweet concoction that tastes like lemonade. Imagine you bring out a sample of urine in front of your friends and tell them that you are gonna test it right there in front of them. The very next moment you put it all in your mouth….and declare that it was sweet!!

Some people just have all the vella time in this world to think of such products!! Seriously!!

For those who do not know what am cribbing about, I am talking about the ‘Cloud Computing’, ‘The’ technology!! Technology with which people can save their data on the clouds. But please be really careful while selecting your cloud. So, that next time you want to retrieve your data from ‘that’ cloud, the cloud is not raining and there are no storms. Or else, you may loose your data and it may happen that someone else may get access to ‘your’ cloud and steal that.You think I am crazy? I knew you would. If you do not believe me, listen to what former IT (Income Tax and not Information Technology, you fools!) commissioner has to say and you better BELIEVE him!

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See! I told you guys and you never believed me!!

कड़ी धूप में जलती एक कहानी की तरह

तूफ़ानो में अटकी एक कश्ती की तरह

ये ज़िंदगी एक Emotional अत्याचार है

अपने ही सपनों से सताई हुई

अपने ही जज़बों से हराई हुई

ये ज़िंदगी एक Emotional अत्याचार है

ना जलती है…ना बुझती है

अपने ही आसुओं में भीगी है

ये ज़िंदगी एक Emotional अत्याचार है

तन्हाइयो से हारी हुई

जज़्बातों में दबाई हुई

ये ज़िंदगी एक Emotional अत्याचार है