This world is such a strange world and stranger are the things this world does. Here is a list of strange products that mankind has invented / made:

1) Now imagine this – it is that lazy Monday morning and you are getting ready for your office. You are all ready but just about to reach out to your socks only to find that you have one feet and the other is missing. And when you search your drawer you find that it was the last washed pair! Fear not – Throx is a company that sell socks not in a pair but in a three-piece pack! Now in case you loose one of them, the third one is there to your rescue. Continue reading “Urine Sample like Candy! :-O” »

It seemed it was just another day in office when it suddenly started raining. And I was all – “Oh shit! How am I gonna make that presentation? Last night I saved it on my cloud, but now it is raining cats and dogs! Did God really want me to get into such a situation? Is this the kind of ‘Cloud Computing’ technology human being is capable of designing”

For those who do not know what am cribbing about, I am talking about the ‘Cloud Computing’, ‘The’ technology!! Technology with which people can save their data on the clouds. But please be really careful while selecting your cloud. So, that next time you want to retrieve your data from ‘that’ cloud, the cloud is not raining and there are no storms. Or else, you may loose your data and it may happen that someone else may get access to ‘your’ cloud and steal that. Continue reading “Oh Fish, Its Raining and I Can’t Access My Cloud” »

ये ज़िंदगी एक Emotional अत्याचार है

कड़ी धूप में जलती एक कहानी की तरह

तूफ़ानो में अटकी एक कश्ती की तरह

ये ज़िंदगी एक Emotional अत्याचार है

अपने ही सपनों से सताई हुई

अपने ही जज़बों से हराई हुई

ये ज़िंदगी एक Emotional अत्याचार है

ना जलती है…ना बुझती है

अपने ही आसुओं में भीगी है

ये ज़िंदगी एक Emotional अत्याचार है

तन्हाइयो से हारी हुई

जज़्बातों में दबाई हुई

ये ज़िंदगी एक Emotional अत्याचार है

A dumb blonde went into a department store for a new TV.

She said to the manager, “How much is this TV?”

The manager said, “I don’t sell my products to dumb blondes.”

So the blonde dyed her hair brown and she went back into the store. “How much is this TV?”

The manager said, “I don’t sell my products to dumb blondes.”

The blonde said, “How did YOU know?”

The manager said, “Because that’s not a TV. It’s a microwave.