Here is an ad by Samsung taking over Apple. Very brief and very nice..

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Tintumon and Dundumon were beggars.

Tintumon : I had a grand dinner at Taj hotel yesterday.

Dundumon : How???

Tintumon : Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday . I went to Taj hotel and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/- and enjoyed the dinner . When the bill came , I said , I had no money.

The hotel manager called the police man and handed over me to him . I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow and he set me free.

Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn’t do.

Mother: That’s very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn’t do?

Girl: The homework.

Hmm. A topic that we are see commonly see, but never wish should happen to anyone! Firing, though may sound just like ONE worded word, but holds within a gamut of post-facto hardship, humiliation and many more feelings which can’t be explained in words.

So, have I ever fired anyone in my life? Yes and No! Yes, because I was the shoulder on which the gun was kept to ‘fire’ a kid at one of my earlier employers. No, because I had no idea about this and was never gave those orders (I never had that power to do). Continue reading “Have you ever fired anyone?” »

A dumb blonde went into a department store for a new TV.

She said to the manager, “How much is this TV?”

The manager said, “I don’t sell my products to dumb blondes.”

So the blonde dyed her hair brown and she went back into the store. “How much is this TV?”

The manager said, “I don’t sell my products to dumb blondes.”

The blonde said, “How did YOU know?”

The manager said, “Because that’s not a TV. It’s a microwave.